1. It's boring to share the table with people you don't know. There is a lot of awkward silence throughout the whole dinner and everyone just stares into their plates.

2. Inexperienced part-timers at the wedding dinner piss the hell out of me with their bad service.

3. Wedding banquets arranged on a weekday (other than Friday) or Sunday evening is simply inconsiderate. We all need to work the next day. Unlike the newlyweds.

4. Sometimes you don't feel like attending the wedding, but out of courtesy, you turn up. And end up burning a BIG hole in your pocket for something you didn't even enjoy.

5. Gatecrashing is really quite childish. I know the purpose of gatecrashing is make things difficult for the groom so that he knows to cherish the bride. But seriously, can someone come up with something more sensible and meaningful?

6. And since we are on the topic of gatecrashing, why make the groom do embarrassing things in front of everyone even before they are properly married? Dancing Gangnam style and doing awkward stuff with the groom's "brothers"isn't gonna make me respect the groom.

7. Why must bridesmaids be dressed in ugly chiffon flowy outfits? To accentuate the bride's beauty?

8. The couple hold a wedding because their parents want them to do it. So it's not the couple's big day, the day belongs to the parents.

9. All the hairspray and makeup (stuck on your hair and face for the whole day) just makes the whole day unbearable because you will need to spend at least 2 hours washing it out before you can hit the sack.

10. Wedding flavors are actually quite useless most of the time. Takes up unnecessary space at home and creates rubbish.

1. It's boring to share the table with people you don't know. There is a lot of awkward silence throughout the whole dinner and everyone just stares into their plates.

2. Inexperienced part-timers at the wedding dinner piss the hell out of me with their bad service.

3. Wedding banquets arranged on a weekday (other than Friday) or Sunday evening is simply inconsiderate. We all need to work the next day. Unlike the newlyweds.

4. Sometimes you don't feel like attending the wedding, but out of courtesy, you turn up. And end up burning a BIG hole in your pocket for something you didn't even enjoy.

5. Gatecrashing is really quite childish. I know the purpose of gatecrashing is make things difficult for the groom so that he knows to cherish the bride. But seriously, can someone come up with something more sensible and meaningful?

6. And since we are on the topic of gatecrashing, why make the groom do embarrassing things in front of everyone even before they are properly married? Dancing Gangnam style and doing awkward stuff with the groom's "brothers"isn't gonna make me respect the groom.

7. Why must bridesmaids be dressed in ugly chiffon flowy outfits? To accentuate the bride's beauty?

8. The couple hold a wedding because their parents want them to do it. So it's not the couple's big day, the day belongs to the parents.

9. All the hairspray and makeup (stuck on your hair and face for the whole day) just makes the whole day unbearable because you will need to spend at least 2 hours washing it out before you can hit the sack.

10. Wedding flavors are actually quite useless most of the time. Takes up unnecessary space at home and creates rubbish.

1. It's boring to share the table with people you don't know. There is a lot of awkward silence throughout the whole dinner and everyone just stares into their plates.

2. Inexperienced part-timers at the wedding dinner piss the hell out of me with their bad service.

3. Wedding banquets arranged on a weekday (other than Friday) or Sunday evening is simply inconsiderate. We all need to work the next day. Unlike the newlyweds.

4. Sometimes you don't feel like attending the wedding, but out of courtesy, you turn up. And end up burning a BIG hole in your pocket for something you didn't even enjoy.

5. Gatecrashing is really quite childish. I know the purpose of gatecrashing is make things difficult for the groom so that he knows to cherish the bride. But seriously, can someone come up with something more sensible and meaningful?

6. And since we are on the topic of gatecrashing, why make the groom do embarrassing things in front of everyone even before they are properly married? Dancing Gangnam style and doing awkward stuff with the groom's "brothers"isn't gonna make me respect the groom.

7. Why must bridesmaids be dressed in ugly chiffon flowy outfits? To accentuate the bride's beauty?

8. The couple hold a wedding because their parents want them to do it. So it's not the couple's big day, the day belongs to the parents.

9. All the hairspray and makeup (stuck on your hair and face for the whole day) just makes the whole day unbearable because you will need to spend at least 2 hours washing it out before you can hit the sack.

10. Wedding flavors are actually quite useless most of the time. Takes up unnecessary space at home and creates rubbish.